Satisfaction: The Mick Jagger Board Game

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date Mick Jagger? I did. And so the idea for Satisfaction: The Mick Jagger Board Game was born.

The Object of the Game

The object of the game is to retire to Mick's country estate. Work towards retiring to Mick's country estate by collecting as much money and as many children as you can. If you fail, you are doomed to a life of bitter memories and heavy drinking in your London flat.

How to Play

Each player should choose a character: Marianne Faithfull, Bianca Jagger, Jerry Hall, or David Bowie.

Marriage

Many people date Mick, but precious few marry him. If you are lucky enough to land on the marriage square, you may take the diamond ring and wear it. But beware! if someone else lands on the marriage square, you must forfeit the ring to them. Only one person can be married to Mick at a time. Marriage grants you certain privileges at the Day of Reckoning, but just like in real life, marriage to Mick does not make you win the game.

Children

Collect as many children as you can. It will pay off later. You do not need to be married to Mick to have his children. If you are David Bowie, you may still have Mick's children. Just don't tell him they're not his.